Fun With Grover. #11

Posted on August 8, 2022 by

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Good morning to everyone on this marvelous Monday! And Grover is back to help bring a smile or two to begin our week, so let us see what he has for us today…

During a county-wide drive to round up all unlicensed dogs, a patrolman signaled a car to pull over to the curb.

When the driver asked why he had been stopped, the officer pointed to the big dog sitting on the seat beside him and asked, “Does your dog have a license?”

“No,” the man said, “he doesn’t need one.”

“Yes he does,” answered the officer.

“But,” said the driver, “I always do all the driving.”

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My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to get a running start, but I made it!

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A man walked into a restaurant in a strange town. The waiter came and asked him for his order. Feeling lonely, he replied, “Meat loaf and a kind word.”

When the waiter returned with the meat loaf, the man said, “Where’s the kind word?”

The waiter put down the meat loaf and sighed, bent down, and whispered, “Don’t eat the meat loaf.”

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It doesn’t matter how old you are, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off from work,” said the man.

“How do you think you will do that?” said the other. He proceeded to show her by climbing up to the rafters and hanging upside down.

The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he was doing? “I’m a light bulb” answered the guy.

“I think you need some time off,” said the boss. So, the man jumped down and walked out of the factory. The second worker began walking out too.

The boss asked her where did she think she was going?

“Home. I can’t work in the dark.”

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Well, that is all Grover has for us today, hopefully something brought a smile or chuckle to your day! Have a great day everyone and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

©2022 Steve McLeod.

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28 Comments on “Fun With Grover. #11”

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  6. 🤣🤣🤣I heard that light bulb somewhere form Canada from a different Canadian 🤣😜Is it a popular Joke 😄 Enjoyed As always 🤣😂😂😂Have a Lovely Monday ❤️

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      • Ha ha ha …. Big large difference? American’s are once upon a time Canadians right😋😜 am i wrong? What is the actual history ? Canadian first or Americans first 😉😄🤔just asking. It’s ok if you don’t want to answer it 😇

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      • Are you trying to get me in trouble? Americans first, then Canadians. But Canadians didn’t come from America, we came from England and France originally.😁😁🤔

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      • Will I ever do such things to you 😅😂😜?. Well, now I got to know the history 😍Thank you uncle Steve 🥰🥰 So what is your Native ? France ? 😄I’m sure you are from Canada, how about your parents of great grand parents.

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