Fun With Grover. #12

Good morning everyone! Grover is back with more fun and, well, fun! Let us see what he has for today…

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A teenage girl had been talking on her phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up.

“Wow!” said her father, “That was short. You usually talk for two hours or more. What happened?”

“Wrong number…” replied the girl.

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The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.

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Little boy 1: “So your family got a new house! How do you like it?”

Little boy 2: “It’s terrific! I have my own room, John has his own room, and Rachel has her own room. But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”

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What is it called when you teach people the benefits of eating dried grapes? Raisin awareness.

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I got a big envelope in the mail that had written on the front,
“Photographs: Do Not Bend.” Underneath the mailman wrote, “Oh, yes they do.”

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I accidentally sat on my phone and Siri suggested several local gyms.

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Each day I try to enjoy something from each of the four food groups: the
bonbon group, the salty-snack group, the caffeine group, and the
“whatever-the-thing-in-the-tinfoil-in-the-back-of-the-fridge-is” group.

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Well, there we have it for today. Grover thanks you for reading. Have a great day and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

27 Comments on “Fun With Grover. #12

  1. Grover, you have done it again ! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β›ˆA storm has hit us right now…get your family in a safe place, the storm is coming your way ! β›ˆβ›ˆ

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    • Grover thanks you!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή Hmm, no storms in the forecast for us, must be heading north of us. Have a good night!πŸ˜πŸŒ›β˜”πŸ˜΄

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  2. I missed the little bag of laughter πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thank you Uncle Steve πŸ˜β€οΈπŸ€—we enjoyed it so muchπŸ₯°πŸ₯°

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      • So u are planning to throw me out of my house 🀣🀣 if I keep laughing that’ll happen for sure πŸ˜‰πŸ˜œ

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      • Your wife might think you’re just nice and happy. Or she might call those nice people with the white coats to take you away somewhere!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

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      • Ahhhh take me away to the kitchen? To cook me? πŸ€” I remember chefs wear white coats πŸ˜œπŸ˜…πŸ˜‚ 🀣

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      • Well, over here it refers to the people from a psychiatry ward from the hospital coming to take you away to a nice room with padded walls where they can look after you for a long time!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή

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      • 🀣🀣🀣here they wear Blue uniform I guess πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜œ. And here the rooms be quiet sadistic, so I’m not agreeing to that one πŸ˜‹πŸ˜œ

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