Fun With Grover! #19

Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone! Grover has been busy all week trying to find the right humorous humor to share with everyone and he finally found what he was looking for! So, let us get right into the fun right away…

An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000.”

Doctor Young (who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know a thing about medicine) thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000 so he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.

Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please get 5 drops from the bottle from drawer 12 and put it in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: “Aaagh! — This is gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring the bottle from drawer 12 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t — that’s gasoline!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!”

Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s $1000 back.” (Gives him a $10 bill)

Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”

Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story: Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer.”


Life hack…You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.


Lawyer: “Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?”

Barney: “No sir. I ain’t got no money, but I do got a 1928 Ford Car!”

Lawyer: “Well you can raise money on that. Now let’s see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?”

Barney: “A 1928 Ford Car.”


I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.


Well, there we have it for this fine Monday morning, I hope you all enjoyed Grover’s selections for today. Have a wonderful Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

ยฉ2022 Steve McLeod.

48 Comments on “Fun With Grover! #19

  1. Us old geezers are a pretty ingenious group!! No where did leave my glasses??๐Ÿค“๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Have a good day Grover oh and Steve!๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜

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  2. I have read the doctor young joke ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚ it’s lovely and enjoyable to read it again from Grover ๐Ÿ˜RoFL .. to all the other Grover jokes too โœจโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for the laugh ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—

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  3. ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚
    Interestingly enough I read dr geezer’s joke a couple of days back in Urdu ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
    And if you have a large family then you can more often turn your sofa into bed๐Ÿ˜…with risking your back.
    Thanks Grover ๐Ÿ˜

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    • Wow, that joke really gets around! It was about 5 years ago when I first read it.
      Yes, that would be true indeed!๐Ÿคฃ
      Grover thanks you for reading! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น

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      • My pleasure Grover ๐Ÿ˜‚
        Let me share a joke you mustn’t have heard ๐Ÿ˜…
        An Englishman was visiting a village in subcontinent. He saw a wall covered in cow dung. He asked the villager what is that?
        “It’s a cow dung bro.”
        Englishman kept on watching the wall curiously.
        Villager asked him, “what’s up bro, you are looking perplexed.”
        The Englishman replied, “can you please tell me how did the cow climb the wall.” ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น

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      • Hey, that is a great one Saba! That is one that Grover and I have not heard before and gave me a good laugh! Enjoy your day Saba! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿ

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      • ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜น

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