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Fun With Grover! #19
Good morning and Happy Monday to everyone! Grover has been busy all week trying to find the right humorous humor to share with everyone and he finally found what he was looking for! So, let us get right into the fun right away…
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Dr. Geezer’s clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000.”
Doctor Young (who was positive that this old geezer didn’t know a thing about medicine) thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000 so he went to Dr. Geezer’s clinic.
Dr. Young: “Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me??”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please get 5 drops from the bottle from drawer 12 and put it in Dr. Young’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Aaagh! — This is gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Dr. Geezer: “Nurse, please bring the bottle from drawer 12 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Dr. Young: “Oh, no you don’t — that’s gasoline!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak — I can hardly see anything!!!”
Dr. Geezer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that, so here’s $1000 back.” (Gives him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: “But this is only $10!”
Dr. Geezer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”
Moral of story: Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart an “old Geezer.”
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Life hack…You can turn your ordinary sofa into a sofa bed simply by forgetting your wife’s birthday.
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Lawyer: “Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?”
Barney: “No sir. I ain’t got no money, but I do got a 1928 Ford Car!”
Lawyer: “Well you can raise money on that. Now let’s see, just what do they accuse you of stealing?”
Barney: “A 1928 Ford Car.”
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I talk to myself, because sometimes I need expert advice.
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Well, there we have it for this fine Monday morning, I hope you all enjoyed Grover’s selections for today. Have a wonderful Monday and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
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😂😹Grover thanks you!
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Us old geezers are a pretty ingenious group!! No where did leave my glasses??🤓🤭😉
Have a good day Grover oh and Steve!😉😊😁
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Grover thanks you for reading his funnies today!😂😹
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They were funny today! I found good humor in them 😄
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Grover keeps finding these things somewhere! 😂😹
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He’s doing a fine job of it!!😁😂
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He spends a lot of time at it. I think. 🤔😂😹
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That’s true… but what else has he to do?? BTW… when is that silly bird heading south?? I’ll watch for him…😂😂
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He will likely go soon, hard to tell with him.🤔 He is out here every day, but his friends have gone. 😁
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So he’s a procrastinator?? Better tell him to get his purple tail feathers in gear and get going!! He’ll get his spindly legs and feet frostbiten if he doesn’t! 😂😂😂
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Yep, that is true, more frost coming this week and maybe even flurries Wed night! 😮😮😮
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Tisk, tisk, tisk!! That’s too early!!😳😲
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Well, it’s better than a snowstorm, which could easily happen this early too!😬😬
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Oh yes!! I’m certain they! I remember the one on Halloween! About 30 years ago now!😳 That was one to remember!!
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On Oct 9, 2018 we got a snowstorm, and the snow stayed until April 28, 2019! 😵😵
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Ugh!😝😝😝 yuck!! That must have been hard to take??😖
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Yeah, it was, the longest winter I can remember, though apparently, we had a couple of long winters when I was a kid. I wouldn’t have noticed back then. 🤔🙄
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Yeah, I’m the same way! I always enjoyed them then! I could go out and dig tunnels and make forts!!😂😂
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Yep, as a kid, winter was always a fun time! But as time goes by, the thrill wears off just a bit!😂😹🙄
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A bit??🤪😝
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Yep, just a teensy! 😂😹
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That’s why I’m here!😁😉
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To enjoy or not enjoy winter? 🤔
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Oh.. I enjoy my winters here more than in the cold north!😂😂
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That doesn’t count, you don’t get winter down there!🙄
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Sure do!! Ee get November, December, January and February just like everyone else does!!😂😂😂😛😛😛
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But winter is not a time, but an event! You miss the important part of winter. Sigh. 🙄
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You mean the cold!!🤨🤨 I don’t miss it at all!!😛😂😂😂
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I didn’t say you would miss it, I said you missed it, there is a difference. 🤔🙄
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Perhaps? 😂😂
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My dad used to say to me, “If you want to talk to a smart man, talk to yourself.”
Are Dr. Geezer and Dr. Young a paradox?
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I do that all the time myself, works quite well! 🤣They certainly are a pair of something, not sure what though!😂😹
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I have read the doctor young joke 🤣😂 it’s lovely and enjoyable to read it again from Grover 😍RoFL .. to all the other Grover jokes too ✨☺️👍😂😂😂 Thanks for the laugh 🤗🤗
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Grover is very happy his shared funnies made you happy with so much fun and happiness!😂😹🍂🍁
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😂😂😂 Grover you are the best ! 😂❗️
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He definitely does a good job! And he thanks you for reading and enjoying his funnies today!😂😹
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Interestingly enough I read dr geezer’s joke a couple of days back in Urdu 😍😂
And if you have a large family then you can more often turn your sofa into bed😅with risking your back.
Thanks Grover 😍
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Wow, that joke really gets around! It was about 5 years ago when I first read it.
Yes, that would be true indeed!🤣
Grover thanks you for reading! 😂😹
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My pleasure Grover 😂
Let me share a joke you mustn’t have heard 😅
An Englishman was visiting a village in subcontinent. He saw a wall covered in cow dung. He asked the villager what is that?
“It’s a cow dung bro.”
Englishman kept on watching the wall curiously.
Villager asked him, “what’s up bro, you are looking perplexed.”
The Englishman replied, “can you please tell me how did the cow climb the wall.” 😂😹😂😹
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Hey, that is a great one Saba! That is one that Grover and I have not heard before and gave me a good laugh! Enjoy your day Saba! 😁😻😂😂😹😹🍂🍁
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😍😍😍so you knew that how did cow climb the wall😹🤣😂
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Sure, the cow used a rope ladder! 😂😹
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