Good morning to everyone on this rather chilly Monday! I hope you all had a great weekend and ready to get at your week. And Chester is here with a few funnies to get you started off with a laugh or two…
A man was always late for work due to having sleepless nights. On the advice of his doctor, he took 2 sleeping pills. Upon waking up he strolled into his office right on time and told his supervisor that the pills worked great and he had no trouble at all getting up in the morning.
“Really,” replied the supervisor, “but why were you not here yesterday?”
A customer wanted to buy a chicken and the butcher had only one in stock. He weighed it and said, “A beauty. That will be 6 dollars.” “Oh, that is not large enough,” said the customer.
The butcher put the chicken back in the refrigerator, rolled it around on the ice several times, then back on the scales it went.
“This one is 8 dollars,” he said, adding his thumb on the scales for good weight. “Oh, that is fine!” said the customer, “I will take both of them!”
In an evening traffic jam, one of the inevitable horn tooters began blasting his horn. A man in a car alongside looked over and politely inquired, “What else did you get for Christmas?”
An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb will not have a fire hydrant beside it.
A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital and as he was sitting in the emergency room another man sat beside him. He noticed what the man was wearing. “Just how long have you been waiting?” he asked.
Well, that is it for today, we all hope you will get a chuckle or two from Chester. Have a great day and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Chester.
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