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Chuckles From Chester. #6
Good morning to everyone on this rather chilly Monday! I hope you all had a great weekend and ready to get at your week. And Chester is here with a few funnies to get you started off with a laugh or two…
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A man was always late for work due to having sleepless nights. On the advice of his doctor, he took 2 sleeping pills. Upon waking up he strolled into his office right on time and told his supervisor that the pills worked great and he had no trouble at all getting up in the morning.
“Really,” replied the supervisor, “but why were you not here yesterday?”
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A customer wanted to buy a chicken and the butcher had only one in stock. He weighed it and said, “A beauty. That will be 6 dollars.” “Oh, that is not large enough,” said the customer.
The butcher put the chicken back in the refrigerator, rolled it around on the ice several times, then back on the scales it went.
“This one is 8 dollars,” he said, adding his thumb on the scales for good weight. “Oh, that is fine!” said the customer, “I will take both of them!”
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In an evening traffic jam, one of the inevitable horn tooters began blasting his horn. A man in a car alongside looked over and politely inquired, “What else did you get for Christmas?”
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An optimist is a driver who thinks that empty space at the curb will not have a fire hydrant beside it.
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A company offered tours through the historic district, led by guides dressed in Colonial clothing. While leading a group, one of the guides tripped and fell, breaking his wrist.
He went to the hospital and as he was sitting in the emergency room another man sat beside him. He noticed what the man was wearing. “Just how long have you been waiting?” he asked.
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Well, that is it for today, we all hope you will get a chuckle or two from Chester. Have a great day and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Chester.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
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Chester thanks you! 😂😹
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Thanks for the laugh Chester. It’s been a busy week 😃 can’t able to focus much on reading, I’m happy to read this one 😍 Luckily my kids gave me 10 mins extra 😍. Totally enjoyed all of it 😍🥰
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Chester is very happy that you liked his humor today Simon! He is also happy to bring some fun your way in a time of busy ness! 😂😹
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Yep, and watch your road, my government is digging holes in the road. They must have misunderstood the concept of flood drainer. Anyway don’t forget to deliver the fun 🤣😜
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Guess that is one way to drain the water!😂😹 Be careful you don’t fall into one of those holes, you might not get out again! 😧😲❄️❄️
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🤣🤣I’m scared of driving, especially when raining 🤣. We have no idea where the hole is 😂. . Thanks Uncle Steve.
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Hmm, better to walk then, it might be safer. 🤔😂😹
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Walk with a stick 😅 first stab the road then take a stab stab it again take the next step , 😁😁😁
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Yep, that’s a good way to do it Simon. Just make sure it’s a long stick so you can climb out of the hole if you do fall in. 😂😹🙄
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🤣🤣nice tip though 👍👍
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😂😂 Chester , thanks for sharing your “ funnies “ today ! Keep warm ! 🎄❗️
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Chester is glad you could laugh at his funnies today! He is also trying to keep warm, but it’s so cold out there! 😂😹🥺🥶
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Chester is happy you read his funnies today! 😂😹
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“What else did you get for Christmas?” is a great line.
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Chester is happy you enjoyed it! Yes, I totally agree with you on that one Herb!
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Hey Herb, when I try to comment on your posts I keep getting a notice that says, “Nonce comment failed.” And my comment doesn’t show up. 🤔
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That is really weird. I’m so sorry. That had been happening to someone else for a while and I can’t remember if clearing cache and cookies helped at all with it. That’s what they had recommended on a couple of forums I looked at.
I’ll send you my contact info through your contact page and see if there is anything else to try.
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Thanks so much Herb!
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Inspiring chuckles from Chester! Now I understand better why I shouldn’t take a sleeping pill.
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Chester is happy you enjoyed his chuckles! 😂😹🎄
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