Muffin’s Meowings. #5

Hi everyone out there in blog land! It me, Muffin,😺 back with more fun for humans! I hope you like humor today, if not let me know and I bite my humans feet. We get started now…


When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half!


When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly. And after years of hard
work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar… badly.


When I was a kid getting put to bed at 9:00, I couldn’t wait until I was a grown-up and could stay up until whatever time I wanted. That time is, apparently, 9:00.


“Hey Alexa, can you check my bank account and see what Apple product I can afford to buy?”

Alexa: “Apple juice.”


When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I’m homeless.


Before credit cards, we always knew how badly broke we were.


My 12 year old daughter asked me, “Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project.”

I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.

A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent/teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.

The title of their project was: “The oldest thing in my house.”


There was an ad that appeared in the newspaper. A man has 2 tickets for the Super Bowl. They are box seats and include the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game.

What he didn’t realize when he bought them last year was that it is on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It is at St. Paul’s Church in New York City at 3pm. Her name is Ashley. She is 5 ft 4 inches tall, about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and will clean your truck. She will be the one in the white dress.


That it for today, sorry this late, it my human, he slow today. Time to bite feet again. Have nice week everyone!


Β©2023 Steve McLeod.

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