Steve`s Country
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Muffin’s Meowings. #5
Hi everyone out there in blog land! It me, Muffin,😺 back with more fun for humans! I hope you like humor today, if not let me know and I bite my humans feet. We get started now…
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When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half!
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When I was a kid, I wanted to play the guitar badly. And after years of hard
work, practice and dedication, I can now play the guitar… badly.
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When I was a kid getting put to bed at 9:00, I couldn’t wait until I was a grown-up and could stay up until whatever time I wanted. That time is, apparently, 9:00.
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“Hey Alexa, can you check my bank account and see what Apple product I can afford to buy?”
Alexa: “Apple juice.”
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When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I’m homeless.
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Before credit cards, we always knew how badly broke we were.
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My 12 year old daughter asked me, “Mom, do you have a baby picture of yourself? I need it for a school project.”
I gave her one without thinking to ask what the project was.
A few days later I was in her classroom for a parent/teacher meeting when I noticed my face pinned to a mural the students had created.
The title of their project was: “The oldest thing in my house.”
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There was an ad that appeared in the newspaper. A man has 2 tickets for the Super Bowl. They are box seats and include the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game.
What he didn’t realize when he bought them last year was that it is on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It is at St. Paul’s Church in New York City at 3pm. Her name is Ashley. She is 5 ft 4 inches tall, about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and will clean your truck. She will be the one in the white dress.
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That it for today, sorry this late, it my human, he slow today. Time to bite feet again. Have nice week everyone!
Muffin.😻
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Steve`s Country 
These are really fun!😂😹😂😹😂😹😂😹
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Me thank you human Rossana!😹😹
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😂😂😂 you know when to make us laugh Muffin 😻 Sleep well ! 😴
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Me thank you human Sharon!😹😺You sleeping well too.😻🌛😴
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I wanted to play the piano badly and I turned out the same way!
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I’m glad you didn’t live next door then!😂😹
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Hahaha! At least it wasn’t the tuba, then.
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There was a neighbor once, 2 houses down from me, he was learning to play the trumpet! That was bad. He would keep it up till 11pm and sometimes start at 6am!
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Oh man! Any murders?
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Some neighbors were contemplating the idea!
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😂
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Love the wedding joke Muffin
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My human like that one too, he laugh lots when he read it!😹 Me thanking you human Sheree! Have nice time in the daytime!😺
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Thanks Muffin
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Looks like Alexa checked my bank account 😹
Hope you are doing well Sir Steve.
Stay blessed!
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Hi Saba! Yes, I think Alexa checked mine too! Only apple juice for me. Still dealing with health problems that have really knocked me down lately.🥺
I hope you are doing well Saba, blessings to you!😊😻
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Ohoh, not so exciting 😢
May things get easier for you.
Blessings to you 😊😸
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Thank you very much Saba!😊😻☕☕
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😊😺🌹🍀🌻
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Thank you Muffin! Now I understand why I still receive those persistent mailings with credit card offers . . . just more plastic cash.
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Yep, invisible money, not real money, human people spend too much when not have it. We cat people not do such things. Thank you for reading my jokes!😺😹
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