Steve`s Country
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Monday’s Chuckles! #2
Good morning to all of you on this chilly spring/winter Monday! Well, here we are with another instalment of Monday morning fun to begin your week. So, let’s get started with a chuckle or two…
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~ Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.
~ For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
~ Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
~ Our club will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
~ Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.
~ The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. Everyone is invited to attend this tragedy.
~ Low Self-Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 pm. Please use the back door.
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I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this…
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A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.
The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself. A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, “Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?”
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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
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Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
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My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password. We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about 5 minutes.
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Clerk: “Should I have your pizza cut into six slices or twelve?”
Customer: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve slices.”
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I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear.
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Well, there we have it for another Monday, I hope you were able to get a giggle, a chuckle or a laugh out of these! Have a great day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2023 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
They raised a chuckle, particularly the one about WiFi
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That one got me laughing when I first read it! Glad you enjoyed it!😂😹
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I am chuckled. I was a director of Weight Watchers in Nova Scotia..but I resigned years ago. Anita
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Glad you liked them Anita!😃😺
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Good morning Steve, and thanks for the chuckles 😂😹 I agree with “I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.” 🤩 I can’t wait to do it 🤣😂 But what happened with Muffin? She used to be in charge to make us laugh 😹
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Glad you got some chuckles today Ribana! Well, my blog has been going downhill rather quickly lately, some suggested I use Muffin too much which makes it look childish, so I took her off this post. Others have been suggesting other problems too, so I’m sure it’s a combination of factors. I might bring her back to the chuckles post though. I liked her there. Have a wonderful day Ribana!😊😻🌞
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People are criticizing you for using Muffin in your blog? That’s incredible!
Why do they follow you then? It is your blog and you write what you want on your blog! People are just mean and they envy you for having such a beautiful companion 😻
Wish you both a wonderful and happy day 🤩😻
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Thank you so much Ribana! Hope you have a wonderful Wednesday! It was a nice day, though very cold,🥶🙀 a great day to stay inside! Yep, I’m planning to bring back Muffin to the chuckles again.😊😻🌞
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I need “the large double door at the side entrance.” 😂🤣
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Glad you enjoyed the chuckles today Herb!😂😹
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😂😂😂Good ones Steve ! Have a great day both of you ! 😻🙂❗️
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Glad you enjoyed the chuckles Sharon!😂😹 We did, thanks! Have a good night of rest!😃😻🌛😴
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😂🤣🤣Hilarious collections uncle Stevs 😅😅😂LOL.. thanks for the laugh
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Happy that you enjoyed some chuckles from this collection Simon!😂😹
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Happy Wednesday! Uncle Steve 😄:)
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Happy Tuesday Simon!😃😻
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Four slices for me! 😂😹
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Happy to know you got some chuckles today Rossana!😂😹
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These chuckles go well with an afternoon cup of coffee. Technology and food reminds me of food replicators from Star Trek (Next Generation).
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Yes, I remember those food replicators!🤔 That’s something we need! Glad you enjoyed the chuckles Richard!😂😹
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