Monday’s Chuckles! #2

Good morning to all of you on this chilly spring/winter Monday! Well, here we are with another instalment of Monday morning fun to begin your week. So, let’s get started with a chuckle or two…


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I may not be that funny or athletic or good-looking or smart or talented … I forgot where I was going with this…


A five year old boy went for a weekend trip with his grandparents. On the way home, they stopped at a country restaurant for lunch.

The little boy left the table to use the restroom by himself. A moment later he returned with a confused look on his face. He says, “Grandpa, am I a rooster or a hen?”


I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.


Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.


My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password. We’ll see who’s overdramatic in about 5 minutes.


Clerk: “Should I have your pizza cut into six slices or twelve?”

Customer: “Six, please. I could never eat twelve slices.”


I used to be able to do cartwheels. Now I tip over putting on my underwear.


Well, there we have it for another Monday, I hope you were able to get a giggle, a chuckle or a laugh out of these! Have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2023 Steve McLeod.

21 Comments on “Monday’s Chuckles! #2

  1. Good morning Steve, and thanks for the chuckles πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή I agree with β€œI won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.” 🀩 I can’t wait to do it πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ But what happened with Muffin? She used to be in charge to make us laugh 😹

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    • Glad you got some chuckles today Ribana! Well, my blog has been going downhill rather quickly lately, some suggested I use Muffin too much which makes it look childish, so I took her off this post. Others have been suggesting other problems too, so I’m sure it’s a combination of factors. I might bring her back to the chuckles post though. I liked her there. Have a wonderful day Ribana!😊😻🌞

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      • People are criticizing you for using Muffin in your blog? That’s incredible!
        Why do they follow you then? It is your blog and you write what you want on your blog! People are just mean and they envy you for having such a beautiful companion 😻
        Wish you both a wonderful and happy day 🀩😻

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      • Thank you so much Ribana! Hope you have a wonderful Wednesday! It was a nice day, though very cold,πŸ₯ΆπŸ™€ a great day to stay inside! Yep, I’m planning to bring back Muffin to the chuckles again.😊😻🌞

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