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Muffin’s Monday Chuckles! #4
Hi everyone to all you human people out there! It me, Muffin!😺 I am back with more chuckles for making you chuckle way into your Monday morning. I hope you will have fun with these jokes today. Here we go, Happy Monday chuckles for you!
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Customer: “How much are these tomatoes?”
Owner: “Ninety-nine cents a pound.”
Customer: “What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!”
Owner: “Then why don’t you shop there?”
Customer: “They don’t have any today.”
Owner: “Well, when I don’t have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!”
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It’s weird being the same age as old people.
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Which letter is silent in “scent” — the C or the S?
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Ever notice that when you pull in front of someone it’s “merging,” but when someone else does it it’s called “cutting off”?
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Teacher: Class, we are going to have a spelling bee this morning.
Teacher: Stanley, spell “orange”.
Stanley: Hmmm, do you mean the fruit or the color?
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I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that.
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
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I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.
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I went bald, but I still keep my comb, I just cannot part with it.
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Do not give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
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I used to think I was indecisive, now I am not so sure.
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Well, that all for this week everyone! Hope you come back again for more chuckles next week too. Have very nice day to you!
Muffin.😻
©2023 Steve McLeod.
Steve`s Country 
Mind Blowing question, which one is silent 🤣🤣nicely said – Procrastination😜🤣 oh my god LOL, lovely collections 😅✨✌️❤️
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Me happy you like my chuckles today that make you laugh human Simon!😹😹 You have very nice day!🌞😻
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Thank you dear Muffin 🥰
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😻❤️😺
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My wife said I never listen to her – do true for all couples! Thanks for the 😂 Muffin
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hehe! Me glad you enjoy my chuckles today human Sheree!😹😹 You have very nice day!😻🌞
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You too Muffin
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Me thanking you!😺
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Muffin, there are so many gems! We humans sometimes have trouble making up our minds. Today’s procrastination freezes us in yesterday’s promises.
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Me happy you get laughs from my chuckles today human Richard!😹😹 You have very nice day!😻🌞
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I can’t decide if that last one was funny or not.
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I thought it was very funny, but I could be wrong!😹😂😹
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😂😂😂 I needed a chuckle and I got more than a chuckle ! Thanks Muffin ❗️😻😀
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Me happy you get chuckles from chuckles today human Sharon!😹😹 You have very nice day too!😻🌞
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