Muffin’s Monday Chuckles! #4

Hi everyone to all you human people out there! It me, Muffin!😺 I am back with more chuckles for making you chuckle way into your Monday morning. I hope you will have fun with these jokes today. Here we go, Happy Monday chuckles for you!


Customer: “How much are these tomatoes?”

Owner: “Ninety-nine cents a pound.”

Customer: “What? The stand down the road only charges seventy-nine cents a pound!”

Owner: “Then why don’t you shop there?”

Customer: “They don’t have any today.”

Owner: “Well, when I don’t have any I charge seventy-nine cents, too!”


It’s weird being the same age as old people.


Which letter is silent in “scent” — the C or the S?


Ever notice that when you pull in front of someone it’s “merging,” but when someone else does it it’s called “cutting off”?


Teacher:  Class, we are going to have a spelling bee this morning.

Teacher:  Stanley, spell “orange”.

Stanley:  Hmmm, do you mean the fruit or the color?


I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.


My wife said I never listen to her, or something like that.


Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.


I just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.


I went bald, but I still keep my comb, I just cannot part with it.


Do not give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.


I used to think I was indecisive, now I am not so sure.


Well, that all for this week everyone! Hope you come back again for more chuckles next week too. Have very nice day to you!


Β©2023 Steve McLeod.

14 Comments on “Muffin’s Monday Chuckles! #4

  1. Mind Blowing question, which one is silent 🀣🀣nicely said – Procrastination😜🀣 oh my god LOL, lovely collections πŸ˜…βœ¨βœŒοΈβ€οΈ

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  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I needed a chuckle and I got more than a chuckle ! Thanks Muffin β—οΈπŸ˜»πŸ˜€

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