For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi, hi to everyone out there in blogging land and others too!๐บโI back with your mid week fun time and I hope to make you chuckle, giggle or maybe laugh out loud.โMy human change my time for funnies so he not need to get up so early in morning.โI tell him he get up early anyway, so what is difference.โHe say it too hard to think early in morning.โI tell him he not think anytime, so what is difference.โThat when he jump up and down, pull hair and make weird noises and we run all around house!โIt so much fun we have.โHehehe!๐นโSo, here is funnies for today…
Things I’m super good at:
> Forgetting someone’s name 10 seconds after they tell me. (Done that๐)
> Buying produce…and throwing it away two weeks later.
> Digging through the trash for the food box I just tossed, because I already forgot the directions. (Done that too๐)
> Making plans. And then immediately regretting making plans.
> Leaving laundry in the dryer until it wrinkles. Then turning on the dryer to dewrinkle. Then forgetting it again.
> Calculating how much sleep I’ll get if I can just “fall asleep right now.” (Done that too many times๐)
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It’s fine to eat a test grape in the produce section, but you take one bite of rotisserie chicken and they are yelling at you to get out of the store!
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Well, that all for today everyone, I back again on Friday with more fun for you!โHave nice purrfect day!โ
Muffin.๐ฝโยฉ2024 Muffin McLeod.
Done everything… Many times! ๐ ๐
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Hehehe!๐น Me thank you for participation (whew, big word). Have nice day tomorrow!๐บ
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Thank you, Muffin, you too!
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Me glad you get chuckles human Sheree!๐น๐บ
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Thank you Muffin. I feel a whole lot better about the day ahead. Hmm, did you mention rotisserie chicken? Yummy! As for the Human, he just needs a cup of coffee right away every morning.
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Ooh, me like chicken too, yummy yummy! My human get it sometimes and share with me. Yep, he need more coffee so he wake up better and not keep falling asleep! Have nice week!๐บ๐
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๐คฃ Good ones Muffin ! I’ve done all if the fist list, except for the forgetting name one. ๐
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Hehehe!๐น I think maybe my human do more than he admit! Glad you get chuckles!๐บ
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