Muffin’s Fun #45

PLEASE NOTE: Muffin’s Fun post is meant for humor purposes only and is not intended to be taken seriously. Thank you.

Hey, hey human people!😺 Meow,meow to cat people!😽 It cloudy, rainy, wet kinda day here and that mean no sunshine patches for napping. So I curl up with blanket instead. My human and me had good playtime this morning, he throw toys and I chase them. Wow, that good exercise. My human keep saying I should bring toys back with me, but if I do that, then he not get any exercise. This way it good for both of us. Hehehe!😹 Somehow I not think he not think so but I think so that he should think so even if he not think so that it true. I think. Anyway, here is funnies for today…

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A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.

So she called the doctor one morning and asked him if there was anything he could do to relieve her “suffering.”

“Well, there is one operation I can perform that will cure your husband, but it is really rather expensive. It will cost $18000 down, and payments of $3000 for 24 months, plus payments for extras.”

“Wow!” the woman exclaimed, “sounds like leasing a new sports car!”

“Hmmm,” the doctor murmured, “too obvious, huh?”

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I don’t have a train of thought. I have seven trains on four tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors scream at each other.

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My husband was water-skiing when he fell into the river. As the boat circled to pick him up, he noticed a hunter sitting in a duck boat in the reeds.

My husband put his hands in the air and joked, “Don’t shoot!”

The hunter responded, “Don’t quack.”

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Anyone who says their wedding was the best day of their life has clearly never had two candy bars fall down at once in a vending machine.

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I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined…Wednesday is open Mike night!

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That all for now, I hope you all have nice middle of week!

Muffin.😻

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