Muffin’s Fun! #56

Hi, hi everyone!😺 I back again with more fun funnies for you! Wow, days go by so fast it hard to keep up with finding all these nice funnies to share with you. But not to worry, today I sit next to my human filing my claws. That always work to make him do things faster. Like finding more funnies for me to use. He been kind of slow at that lately, so I need to get him moving faster. Otherwise we end up in real disaster! So I just show him who is real master. That way we make sure he not time waster. Hehehe!😹🙄 Okay, here is fun funnies for today…

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A man is in bed with his wife when there is knocking on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock. It’s half past three in the morning.

“I’m not getting out of bed at this time,” he thinks, and rolls over.

Then, a louder knock follows.

“Aren’t you going to answer that?” says his wife.

So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is man standing at the door. It didn’t take the homeowner long to realize the man was drunk.

“Hi there,” slurs the stranger, “Can you give me a push?”

“No, get lost, it’s half past three. I was in bed,” says the man and slams the door.

He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says “Dave, that wasn’t very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the baby-sitter and you had to knock on that man’s house to get us started again? What would have happened if he’d told us to get lost?”

“But the guy was drunk,” says the husband.

“It doesn’t matter,” says the wife. “He needs our help.”

So the husband gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” and he hears a voice cry out, “Yeah, please!”

So, still being unable to see the stranger, he wanders out into the rain and shouts: “Where are you?”

And the stranger replies: “I’m over here, on your swing.”

====== CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS

~ Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

~ A woman’s blouse was found at a table in the middle of the servant appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church office.

~ Overeaters Anonymous meeting will be held at 8 pm in the large room.

~ Women’s Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.

~ Congratulations to Tim and Rhonda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

~ If you choose to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.

~ The Advent Retreat will be held in the lover level of St. Mary’s Cathedral.

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I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

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That all for today everyone! I hope you have nice Wednesday!

Muffin. 😻

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