Weekly Fun! #10

Greetings everyone! Well, it’s time for some more fun funnies to tickle the funny bone with. Hopefully you will find some funnies here that will cause you to laugh, chuckle or at least smile for a while. Have fun!

====== It was Dad’s turn to read Little Jimmy a bedtime story. After twenty minutes, Mom called up the stairs, “Is he asleep?”

Little Jimmy called back, “Yes, finally.”

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The man who invented knock-knock jokes should get a no bell prize.

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The other day while driving home, after being delayed at my office, I suddenly saw flashing lights in my rear-view mirror.

The police officer pulled me over for speeding. Hoping for a little leniency I explained to him that I was rushing home to be with my wife on our first anniversary.

But rather than letting me off with just a warning, he went ahead and wrote out the ticket, handed it to me, and said, “Congratulations! The first year is paper, right?”

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Was today really necessary?

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A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson in logic.

“Here is the situation,” she said. “A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?”

A girl raised her hand and asked, “To draw out all his savings?”

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A feisty 70-year-old woman had to call a furnace repairman. After a quick inspection the man put some oil into the motor and handed her a $70 bill for labor.

“Labor charges!” she exclaimed. “It took you five minutes.” 

The repairman explained that his company had a minimum one-hour charge on every house call.

“Well, I want my remaining 55 minutes of labor,” the lady responded, and she handed him a rake. The repairman spent the next 55 minutes in her yard bagging leaves.

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Middle age is when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.

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Well, there we have it for this week everyone. I hope you enjoy the weekend coming up. Get outside, enjoy the fresh air, go for a walk, enjoy your hobby or whatever you like to do. God bless!

Steve. 😃 ©2026 Steve McLeod.