For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Happy Monday everyone! Here we are, back once again with Grover and his fun time funnies for us to enjoy. He has been having a hard time finding what he wanted to use this week, but, he did come up with something for us anyway. Perhaps next week he will find what he wanted. For now, let us take a look…
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A squad stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station. The flight instructor said, “All right! All you idiots fall out.”
Most of the squad wandered away, but one guy remained at attention.
The Instructor walked over to him and raised a single eyebrow.
The guy smiled and said, “Sure was a lot of ’em, huh sir?”
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Maybe coffee is addicted to me.
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A customer at a mom-and-pop grocery store marveled at the proprietor’s quick wit and intelligence.
“Tell me, Green, what makes you so smart?”
“I wouldn’t share my secret with just anyone,” Green replies, lowering his voice so the other shoppers won’t hear. “But since you’re a good and faithful customer, I’ll let you in on it. Fish heads. You eat enough of them, you’ll be positively brilliant.”
“You sell them here?” the customer asks.
“Only $4 apiece,” says Green.
The customer buys three. A week later, he’s back in the store complaining that the fish heads were disgusting and he isn’t any smarter.
“You didn’t eat enough, ” says Green. The customer goes home with 20 more fish heads. Two weeks later, he’s back and this time he’s really angry.
“Hey, Green,” he says, “You’re selling me fish heads for $4 apiece when I just found out I can buy the whole fish for $2. You’re ripping me off!”
“You see?” says Green. “You’re smarter already.”
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Just once, I want the username and password prompt to say, ““Close enough.”
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There we have it for today everyone! Have a great Monday, keep laughing and God bless!
Steve, Muffin and Grover.
©2022 Steve McLeod.
I must admit, I really was enjoying my walk with Kristina. We kept going along one of several paths we have on the estate, talking and laughing. Meanwhile, at the chateau… the alarm sounded. Everyone began running, Sigurbjorn locked Jennifer’s door and ran to join the others. Meow,meow!=Hear chop chop! Carine, Angel and the cats ran around the other side of the house in time to see a helicopter flying away.
Meanwhile, in Stockholm… Rock and the others got in fairly early and began to look around in an area of the city where Toledo would likely be staying. They began to check with the best hotels in that area but came up empty. Then they decided to check out some of the apartment buildings in the area too. A man outside one of the apartment buildings said he had seen Toledo in the building a few times and that he had gotten off on the 15th floor one time when he was on the elevator.
They paid the man generously who then let them inside, but they could not see his name on the list. He could be using a different name, but the man who had let them in went and talked to a security person that he knew quite well and came back to tell Rock that Toledo was in suite 1510. Up they went and Luvia rang the buzzer, and a man opened the door.
That is when Rock smashed his way in knocking the man to the floor. The others then came rushing in and a fight began with Toledo and his 5 men. However, they were no match for the girls who quickly subdued Toledo’s men while Rock picked up Toledo and tossed him against the wall knocking him out. They then left and on the main floor the security guard confronted them, but Ilda explained the man was hurt and they were taking him to the hospital.
That was true, but the hospital was our clinic. Soon they were flying back to France, very happy that their mission had been successful, and quick. They phoned to tell me the good news, but no answer. Then they called Annelie who told them the bad news. There was silence on the plane. Everyone looked at Toledo who was handcuffed and chained to one of the chairs. Rock left Benson to fly the jet while he went to check on Toledo.
Rock stopped when he saw that everyone was silent and just kind of staring. “What is wrong?” he asked. Then the girls told him what had happened. He was about ready to tear Toledo apart, but the girls convinced him not to do anything, it was important to bring Toledo back to question him.
Meanwhile… I opened my eyes but could not see anything. I was lying down on a rather hard and cold floor, and I was tied to someone. “Is that you Kristina?” I asked quietly. “Yes,” she answered, “nice to see you are awake now. I woke up about 5 minutes ago, but still cannot see much, it is so dark in here. I think we are in a cave.”
“That makes sense,” I said, “this floor does feel like rock, and definitely uneven, not comfortable at all. Have you seen or heard anyone yet?” “No, no one,” she said, “I do not remember anything except you and I walking along the path, then waking up here.” “That is the same with me,” I said, “but I guess we will find out sooner or later what is going on. I have a feeling it has to do with Lavina.” “Yes, I was thinking the same thing,” Kristina answered.
To Be Continued.
©2022 Steve McLeod.