Good Monday morning to all of you! I know you are breathlessly waiting to see what Grover has for us today so that we can smile or laugh or just scratch our heads trying to figure out what he meant in that one joke. So, here we go with today’s fun and funnies…

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Running feels great, unless you compare it to not running.

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A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?”

He smiled & replied, “It’s simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking.”

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One minute you’re young and fun. Next, you’re turning down the car stereo to see better.

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A farmer and his recently-hired hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon, and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them.

Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer told the hired hand he might as well go ahead and eat his lunch too.

The hired hand didn’t say a word but filled his plate a second time and proceeded to eat. After a while the farmer said, “We’ve got so much work to do today, you might as well eat your supper now, too.”

Again the hired hand didn’t respond but refilled his plate a third time and continued to eat. Finally, after eating his third plate of food, he pushed back in his chair and began to take off his shoes.

“What are you doing?!” asked the farmer.

The hired hand replied, “Oh, I don’t work after supper.”

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If you were wondering about my culinary skills, I’ve been asked to bring paper towels to our family gatherings.

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I don’t need anger management. I just need people to stop making me mad.

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There we have it for today, have a marvelous Monday and God bless!

Steve, Muffin and Grover.

©2022 Steve McLeod.