For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hi everyone! Time for a few more chuckles to share, I forgot to do this last night, sigh. Hope you enjoy them!
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Customer on phone: “We need to order some four-by-twos.”
Lumber clerk: “You mean two-by-fours, don’t you?”
Customer: “Let me check …” “… Yeah, I meant two-by-fours.”
Clerk: “All right. How long do you need them?”
Customer: “I’d better go check …” “… A long time. We’re gonna build a house.”
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I was in a long line at 7:45 am at the grocery store that opened at 8:00 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane.
He returned and tried to cut in again, but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away.
As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, “If you people don’t let me unlock the door, none of you will ever get in to shop.”
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I was in the McDonald’s drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn, because I was taking too long to place my order.
“Take the high road,” I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window, I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I’d done, because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed “Thank you,” obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with a kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food, too.
Lesson: Don’t honk your horn at old people.
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I’ve changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.
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Have a wonderful evening everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
Good morning everyone! It’s time for a nice cup of coffee on a beautiful spring Saturday. Happy May as well! Hard to believe that May is here. I must admit that April seemed like a rather long month due to the cold weather that just wanted to hang around long after the snow was gone. Really, it isn’t unusual to have cold weather in April, but normally there is also snow on the ground, at least for the last several years. Normally once the snow is gone things warm up rather quickly. So that made this year a bit unusual. Winters are colder and longer than they used to be.

We could count on snow being gone by about April 8th and spring migrants, like robins, grackles, juncos, beginning to show up the last week of March or the very beginning of April. Everything seems to be about 3 or 4 weeks later now than it used to be. Plus winter starts earlier too. But now that we have entered May things should start to change more rapidly. The cold weather of April basically stopped the spring migration for a while, so the birds that did arrive stayed longer than normal. That was good for me, gave me more opportunities for pics of these birds, and I was able to get a lot of good pics too. However, now the migration has begun again and birds will be moving through our area much more quickly, since they are a bit late.

So that will make things more challenging to get pics of these later birds. But opportunities will still be there. I finally got some nice pics of a beautiful red male purple finch, as you can see. The one with his wings up was when he was taking off. He’s squatting down and now that his wings are up he jumps as his wings come down, gives him more lift that way. The robins are singing so nicely this morning, and the white-throated sparrows. I’m hoping to get some nicer pics of them this year. Fortunately they stay in our area for the summer. There was a red-winged blackbird here yesterday and I tried, for the 4th year, to get a pic of him, without success.

They breed here as well, but along lakes and rivers where there is a lot of reeds and rushes. So I don’t get to see them much in summer. Blackbirds are not really high on my list of favorite birds, but this one is quite nice with it’s red wing patch. And I like their song, it just is one of those summer songs that is nice. Maybe he’ll be here again today. It is so beautiful this morning, no air movement at all. And so many birds singing and chirping. Skitter, the last of my chipmunks has been gone for 2 days now. I had 5 chipmunks. They are all gone. I think it’s because there are now 4 male squirrels, which is just too much for them to handle. That’s bad for Jasper. I have a new pic of him from yesterday. More and more Freddie is becoming the dominant squirrel. Guess we will see what happens over the summer. Well, looks like it is time to put out more bird seed. I hope you all have a wonderful weekend and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.