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Something’s Fishy.
Hi everyone! I thought it was time for some more humor to share with all of you. Hope it gives you at least a chuckle. This chuckle is from my collection collected over the years, but not written by me.
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A man was stopped by a game warden recently with two ice chests full of live fish in water, leaving a river well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked the man, “Do you have a license to catch those fish?”
“Naw, my friend, I ain’t got no license. These here are my pet fish.”
“Pet fish?”
“Yep. Every night I take these fish down to the river and let ’em swim’ round for a while. Then I whistle and they jump right back into this ice chest and I take ’em home.”
“That’s a bunch of bunk! Fish can’t do that!”
The man looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, It’s the truth. I’ll show you. It really works.”
“Okay, I’ve GOT to see this!”
The man poured the fish into the river and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, “Well?”
“Well, what?” said the man.”
When are you going to call them back?”
“Call who back?”
“The FISH!”
“What fish?”
Enjoy your evening everyone, stay safe and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod.
Daily Pics #117.
Good morning everyone on this very beautiful Sunday! I went outside to feed Sir George this morning and just had to stay out there for awhile. Sir George and I “talked” while he filled up with his breakfast. But there was just so much bird activity. The chickadees were waiting for their food as well. The little juncos, song sparrows and white-throated sparrows were also out there scratching away on the ground looking for their seeds. So many other birds were singing and chirping from the trees. There was robins singing in every direction, plus finches, song sparrow, a phoebe, flickers, pileated woodpeckers, all joining together in such a beautiful chorus this morning. Plus there were others that joined in once in a while, like brown creepers, a couple winter wrens and a barred owl hooting away across the street somewhere. I know there is a pair of them over there and they would be nesting now. I would love to get a picture of a barred owl, or any other owl for that matter. And during nesting season they can be seen during the day a lot too as they need more time looking for food to feed their hungry babies.
And now for two more pics from Singapore from my friend Hilary Tan, plus the last one is from Ciccophoto, hope you enjoy them…
This looks like a nice relaxing spot…
And these look to be more orchids of a different variety. I think they have a lot of different orchids at this place.
And just an added pic of brightness for your enjoyment today.
There we have today’s pics, a bit late again this morning, it’s these spring mornings that get me a little later, due to being outside more. I hope you all stay safe, have a wonderful Sunday and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2020 Steve McLeod. (not including Hilary’s and Cicco’s photos which have their own ©)
