For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
It has been a few days since our last case and we are all relaxing still and enjoying our down time. We don’t get much of that. Misty and her team are in the city shopping right now, that’s how they like to relax. Actually, it seems most of the team likes to relax by shopping. Personally I don’t find that relaxing and prefer to shop online where I don’t have to fight crowds, or walk around for hours. Jennifer, Friskie and Kitty are with them as well. I like to have some of the ghosts along at all times, just in case. It doesn’t always help, but it makes me feel better anyway.
Oskar asked if he could go visit his parents since he hasn’t seen them for over a year. I gave him permission but said he had to take 3 other guys with him, or he could take 3 of our 6 Nordic girls with him if he preferred. He nearly fainted when I suggested that. He was afraid his parents might think one of them was his girlfriend and start wedding plans. Apparently they are anxiously waiting for him to get married. He is a bit shy around women, guess that’s why he doesn’t come around here much. Rather amazing that he and Astrid were friends back in Sweden, she is the only woman that he will talk to for more than 5 minutes.
Anyway, John, Burk and Mike went with him. He said it was no problem since his parents have a large house so there is lots of room even with 3 of his siblings still living at home. The next day Sky and her Bad Girls were in the city shopping. They took Kristina along with them since there is already Sky and Angel on that team. While at home Oskar’s parents told the guys what had just happened to a friend of theirs, whom Oskar also knew. He was friends with their oldest son. Apparently last year the father drowned while the family was enjoying some time at one of the local beaches.
That was odd since he was an excellent swimmer and there were a lot of people at the beach that day, but no one saw him in distress at all. He just suddenly disappeared from view and police divers recovered his body later that day, quite a bit further out than when he was last seen. But it was not considered suspicious, just accidental drowning and that could be what happened. Even experienced swimmers can drown. However, a week later his wife received a letter, or a note really, in the mail which simply read, “One less on the wall”. No one thought anything of it, however, since it made no sense.
The police looked into it a bit but figured it was just someone playing a prank by sending random notes to people. It had been mailed from some place in Greece. Two days ago the wife was found dead in the bathtub, she too had drowned. The coroner said it was accidental drowning. She had been reading and likely fell asleep, then slipped under the water and drowned. The youngest daughter found her, which must have been traumatic for her. No one was home at the time the mother died, a son and daughter were at work and the youngest daughter had been out shopping with a friend.
There was no evidence of foul play or that anyone had entered the home. Today they found a note taped to the front door which simply read, “Two less on the wall”. This is definitely not a coincidence, or a random prank, this is deliberate murder, but what does the note mean? “Family pictures on wall lots of times,” said Steffie. Yep, that’s it! The murderer is going after the family from oldest to youngest, unless he just wanted to kill the parents. But why wait a whole year to kill the wife, well, okay, it was just 10 months.
“Maybe something prevented him from committing the second murder until now,” said Misty, “like, maybe he was in jail for some other crime.” “Cristy, check that out please,” I said, “just see if anyone from that city had been released from jail recently, like within the last month.” “On it Steve,” she said. “Maybe bad person live somewhere else,” said Steffie, “and just come there to kill family.” “I thought you and Auntie Misty were going to play this morning?” I asked her. She looked at me blinking her eyes, then smiled. “That right Auntie Misty,” she exclaimed, “we go sliding first!”
“But donuts are ready,” she said. “Forget donuts,” she said, “playing even better!” She then grabbed Misty’s hand and practically dragged her upstairs. Bump, thump, bang, “ouch!”, bump, wonk, “my head!” “Stand up Auntie Misty,” said Steffie, “we go faster.” Hmm, guess she was actually dragging Misty upstairs. “Wait, I’m not…AAAAAAA!!!” yelled Misty. Whump! “Awww, Auntie Misty, you slowed me down,” said Steffie, “but we try again.” “My poor head,” said Misty. Soon… “Yaaaaa! Wheeeee!”
“Not hard to tell who’s who,” I said chuckling. “AAAAAAAA!!!” yelled Misty, then there were screams and a crash! “You supposed to stop at bottom Auntie Misty,” said Steffie, “not roll like bowling ball.” “She got five girls and a dozen donuts that time,” said Jennifer. “Great, a new record!” I exclaimed. “Let’s go play tunnels now Auntie Misty!” yelled Steffie. “Oh good, that’s safer,” said Misty. “I think Misty forgot she got stuck last time they played tunnels,” said Jennifer. Meanwhile, in a flat somewhere in Sweden… “Two down and six to go. They will regret what they did to me!”
To Be Continued. ©2026 Steve McLeod.
Hi everyone and welcome back to another fun time with fun funnies to keep you laughing throughout the weekend! 😂 Hopefully they will anyway. 😃 At least produce a laugh or two. 🙃 Maybe a chuckle or a giggle? 🙄 Anyway, as we move along, here are this week’s fun funnies for you to enjoy.
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I used to be addicted to never showering. Thankfully, I’ve been clean now for five years.
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When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a wind-up monkey that plays drums. He squealed with delight.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, “I’m surprised at you. Don’t you remember how we used to drive you crazy with that?”
Mom smiled and then replied, “Oh, I remember.”
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About four or five years ago I was standing in a ticket line at LAX, and a fellow in a line parallel to mine had a golf bag slung over his shoulder. Since the line was long and airline ticketing is a slow process at best, we struck up a conversation. He brightened when I admired his golf bag, and he proudly stated that he was on the PGA Tour. Then he turned to me and asked the question all golfers ask: “Do you play?”
I shook my head, “I used to, but I quit because I wasn’t very good. I shot consistently in the lower seventies.”
There was a long, low in-take of breath, then “The lower seventies?”
“Yes,” I admitted.
“Consistently?” he queried admiringly.
“Every hole,” I confessed.
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If you ever walk by my house and you hear yelling, it’s not really yelling. It’s motivational speaking for those who can’t listen.
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I’ve decided to buy my wife a used chess set for her birthday. I’ll be buying it at a pawn shop.
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Wouldn’t it be nice if you read a medicine bottle that says: Warning – May cause permanent weight loss, remove wrinkles, and increase energy.
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SIGNS YOU ARE BROKE Part 2
You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.
Cell phone companies don’t call you to switch.
You rob Peter…and then rob Paul.
You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.
McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.
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Doctor, “Describe your average night.
Patient, “They wear suits of armor.”
Doctor, “No, I mean at bedtime.”
Patient, “They probably take it off.”
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It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
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Lady (to her doctor): “What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.”
Doctor: “How come?”
Lady: “According to my weight, my height should be 7 feet, 8 inches.”
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Last night, I accidently superglued my thumb and my pointing finger together. I’ll be okay for a while.
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My wife and I always laugh at how competitive we both are, but if the truth be known, I laugh a lot more than her.
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Well, there it is for today! Have a great weekend everyone and God bless!
Steve. 🤣 ©2026 Steve McLeod.