Hi to everyone! Happy Monday to you too! What? You not happy? Why you not happy? It Monday. That mean I am here. That should make you happy. If you not happy then I have to bite leg. Only leg to bite is my human’s leg. Now you should be happy it not your leg. It make my human not happy though. But now you happy. See how easy to be happy? Okay, here is funnies now…

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You’ve heard of Murphy’s famous law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

There are many other related laws. Here are a few:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Identical parts are not.

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner.

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

The solution to a problem changes the problem.

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. 

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry.

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. The first one says, “You need to eat the chocolate.” The second one says, “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”

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I know I am getting older. Just this morning I was thinking what my life was like ten, twenty, even thirty minutes ago.

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Little boy 1: “So your family got a new house! How do you like it?”

Little boy 2: “It’s terrific! I have my own room, my brother has his own room, and my sister has her own room. But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”

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Getting older is just one body part after another saying, “Haha, you think that’s bad? Watch this.”

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That all for today, have very nice Monday everyone!

Muffin.

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