Things I Love
I love to run and climb and play,
And drive my owner crazy! Yay!
I make him trip and spill his food,
Only because it’s really good!
I really love to help him clean,
He thinks I’m trying to be mean.
When he’s trying to dust this place,
I sit in front and slap his face!
He needs some help, like every man,
So I love to do what I can.
He sweeps the floor with nasty broom,
I chase the dust, then I go zoom!
I knock over a cup of seeds,
They scatter just like nasty weeds.
My owner jumps and pulls his hair,
I bite his foot to show I care!
It’s the best way to keep him sane,
Or he won’t think, and that’s sure plain.
Though I jump on him from above,
I will say, my owner I love!
© 2019 Steve McLeod.