Hi everyone! I’m back again with another of my ‘mewsings’. It is so terrible that winter is back and there is nothing happening outside for me to watch. No chipmunks. Not even many birds. Can’t have my window open. Or the door. It would be really boring, except…there is still my human! And he is always doing something strange. Except right now, but I know that once he’s feeling better then he will be back to his funny ways! Some of the things he does are really unbelievable. But before I share some things I just want you to know none of these things has happened since he injured himself. They were all before that.
Like one day he had just poured himself a cup of coffee and he reached for something. His elbow hit the coffee cup which spilled coffee on his arm, his leg, his foot and all over the floor! Guess it was hot so he started doing his happy dance and of course he slipped on the wet floor and sat down. Right in the coffee! Why would he want to do that? Amazing how much coffee there is in one of those cups. Well, he does use rather large cups. Off he went to change his clothes. I was rolling on the floor laughing over that one! Usually he just has to change his socks.
One day his shower curtain rod fell down so he was trying to put it back up. Seems he was having some trouble doing that. I was watching from a safe distance. There he is standing on the edge of the bathtub, which isn’t very wide. I do it all the time, but I have 4 feet, and better balance. He thought the curtain rod was in place so he let go. Then he started waving his arms and one leg. That didn’t seem too smart, standing on one leg on the edge of the bathtub. He got his leg back in place but was still waving his arms. Then the other leg went in the air, arms waving frantically like he was trying to fly. I think he’s been hanging around the birds too much.
Then up went his other leg. Hmm, not good, he’s completely airborne now and look at those arms move! Didn’t help him though and he came crashing down in the bathtub. What an odd place to lie down. He does have a nice bed if he’s tired. And he must be tired after waving his arms like that. But he was doing his human purring so I knew everything was okay. He got up and went to lie down on his bed, purring the whole time. I still don’t know why he calls it ‘groaning’. Such an odd name.
Well, I think that’s all for now. But there is more I could share, a lot more! So I will be back with more fun with my human another day. Until then, I hope you all have a wonderful week! Don’t forget to hug your pet every day!
Muffin, as meowed to my human.
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