Meow, meow!=Hi everyone, Muffin back again with more fun for your day! Meow!=I here too, me Mr. Cat! Meow,meow=How you get here? Meow.=You’re human say to me I should join you today. Meow,meow.=oooo, that good, now we have double fun! Meow.=Yep, and that human of yours, he always do such fun things just for us. Meow,meow.=Yep, I know, I wonder if all humans are like him? Meow.=Not think so, my human normal. Meow,meow.=Hmm, your human is girl, maybe that the reason, girls smarter than boys. Meow.=Yep, that could be it….HEY, wait a minute! I’m boy!
Meow,meow.=Yep, but you boy cat and you smartest, bestest boy cat of all! Meow.=Aww, thank you Muffin, and you the most beautifulest girl cat anywhere! Giggle. Meow,meow?=Did you see when my human looking for something in cupboard? Yep, he try to pull something out and half of stuff in cupboard come out and land on foot! Yep, then he stand up and hit head on counter part that stick out. Yep, and then he stand up and forget he leave door of upper cupboard open and he hit head again. Yep, then his legs spread apart while he do human purring. Yep, thought he was going to sit down like that! Yep, then he stumble around and step on package of nails!
Yep, then his eyes get real big and he start dancing on one leg. Yep, then he bump into other cabinet and almost knock glass jars on floor and there he is trying to catch them. Yep, and he do it too. And then he go get drink of water and knock it all over counter and onto floor and on feet! Yep, and his socks get all wet which he not like! Yep, and he go change socks and come back and right away he step in water on floor! Yep, then he do human purring again and go change socks again. The funny things he do just for us! Yep, he real nice that way.
By the way, you remember which one of us is talking? Nope. Giggle, giggle. Meow,meow.=I hope you all enjoy this today with me and Mr. Cat. Next time I talk about some other interesting things too. And maybe funny human things too. Mr. Cat and I hope you come back again next week, though I not sure if Mr. Cat be here then or not. But we want you have real nice day!
Muffin and Mr. Cat. (as meowed to Steve).
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