For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hello everyone! Time to share a few more chuckles and smiles with all of you from my collection of jokes collected over the years! Please feel free to enjoy them!
Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”
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Shoutout to everyone who can remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember a password they set up yesterday. You are my people.
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While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.”
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat and you could tell she thought the cat understood every word. I came back home and told my dog. We got a big laugh out of that.
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You know what wakes you up faster than coffee? Spilled coffee.
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Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.
Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.
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My wife says I have 2 faults. I don’t listen andโฆsomething else.
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Thanks for reading, have a great weekend and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
thanks for the laughs ๐
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Glad you enjoyed them Jim!
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๐. Thank you Steve!
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Glad you enjoyed them Beverly!๐๐น
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I did indeed, Steve! ๐โ๏ธ๐
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Glad you liked them Rossana!๐๐น
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Glad that you enjoyed this Sheree!๐๐น
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Thank you so much for laughing us ๐๐ท๐ specially first see dad then see dog so lovely ๐๐ป๐โ๏ธ
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I’m glad that you enjoyed this! I hope you have a wonderful week ahead!๐๐บ๐
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Thank you and I’m going my daughter’s home this week ๐น๐
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Hey, that sounds really nice! I hope you have a wonderful time!๐๐บ๐
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Yes, that’s me ๐ 22473071 was our childhood phone number and I don’t remember the latest banking password ๐ the second fault of me is Etc., ๐ ๐๐ LOL.. that was super funny ๐๐๐
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Glad you got a good laugh Simon!๐๐น Yes, I can remember my childhood phone number and address๐ but sure can’t remember my latest password,๐ค๐ and I’ve used it several times!๐ณ๐คฃ
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That make our brain somewhat identical ๐ Cat lovers, forgets latest passwords ๐
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Actually I forget all my passwords, well, except two, and sometimes I forget those as well!๐๐
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I remember some of the passwords and I mostly keep the same for all๐๐ problem is the banking passwords ๐ always had to be changed ๐ and forgotten ๐
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Yep, those bank ones can be tough. I have forgotten them, um, once or twice, um, maybe more.๐๐๐ณ
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We must thank the forgot password facility, god knows how many times we have used that ๐ ๐
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These were good! Thanks for the laugh! ๐คฃ๐ณ ๐ง ๐ฅ ๐ง ๐ฅโ๏ธโ๏ธ
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I’m glad that you enjoyed them Eugenia!๐๐น Have a sunny day!๐โโ
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I really don’t remember any of the passwords ๐น๐
But I laughed more on the beautiful smile above ๐น๐๐คฃ
Unfortunately I forgot the name of mr. Happy ๐
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That’s Grover, my friendly grackle. He always gives such a nice smile!๐๐น
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Keep smiling dear, Grover ๐น๐๐ป๐บ
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I’m sure he will!๐๐น๐๐ธ
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Loved the sayings ! It is true…can remember my phone number which we had when I was 11 , but cannot remember my Visa card password ! Sigh…๐ขโ๏ธโ๏ธ๐บ๐
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Yep, that’s the same with me! Glad you liked them!๐๐น
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Good ones๐
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Glad you enjoyed them Stu! A little chuckle now and then is good.๐๐น
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Yes indeed๐
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I enjoyed the jokes about everyday life.
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So glad you enjoyed them Alice, have a great day!
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