Saturday’s Smiles 2!

Posted on June 12, 2021 by

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Hello everyone! Time to share a few more chuckles and smiles with all of you from my collection of jokes collected over the years! Please feel free to enjoy them!

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”

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Shoutout to everyone who can remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember a password they set up yesterday. You are my people.

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While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.”

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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat and you could tell she thought the cat understood every word. I came back home and told my dog. We got a big laugh out of that.

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You know what wakes you up faster than coffee? Spilled coffee.

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Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.

Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.

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My wife says I have 2 faults. I don’t listen and…something else.

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Thanks for reading, have a great weekend and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

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38 Comments on “Saturday’s Smiles 2!”

  6. Yes, that’s me 😐 22473071 was our childhood phone number and I don’t remember the latest banking password 🙄 the second fault of me is Etc., 😅😂😂 LOL.. that was super funny 😂😂😂

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    • Glad you got a good laugh Simon!😂😹 Yes, I can remember my childhood phone number and address😁 but sure can’t remember my latest password,🤔🙄 and I’ve used it several times!😳🤣

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      • I remember some of the passwords and I mostly keep the same for all😂😂 problem is the banking passwords 🙄 always had to be changed 😅 and forgotten 😁

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  9. Loved the sayings ! It is true…can remember my phone number which we had when I was 11 , but cannot remember my Visa card password ! Sigh…😢☕️☕️😺🙂

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