Saturday’s Smiles 2!

Hello everyone! Time to share a few more chuckles and smiles with all of you from my collection of jokes collected over the years! Please feel free to enjoy them!

Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”


Shoutout to everyone who can remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember a password they set up yesterday. You are my people.


While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.”


This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat and you could tell she thought the cat understood every word. I came back home and told my dog. We got a big laugh out of that.


You know what wakes you up faster than coffee? Spilled coffee.


Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.

Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.


My wife says I have 2 faults. I don’t listen and…something else.


Thanks for reading, have a great weekend and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

36 Comments on “Saturday’s Smiles 2!

  1. Yes, that’s me 😐 22473071 was our childhood phone number and I don’t remember the latest banking password πŸ™„ the second fault of me is Etc., πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ LOL.. that was super funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    • Glad you got a good laugh Simon!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ή Yes, I can remember my childhood phone number and address😁 but sure can’t remember my latest password,πŸ€”πŸ™„ and I’ve used it several times!😳🀣


      • I remember some of the passwords and I mostly keep the same for allπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ problem is the banking passwords πŸ™„ always had to be changed πŸ˜… and forgotten 😁

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      • Yep, those bank ones can be tough. I have forgotten them, um, once or twice, um, maybe more.πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ˜³


  2. I really don’t remember any of the passwords πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚
    But I laughed more on the beautiful smile above πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜‚πŸ€£
    Unfortunately I forgot the name of mr. Happy πŸ˜…

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  3. Loved the sayings ! It is true…can remember my phone number which we had when I was 11 , but cannot remember my Visa card password ! Sigh…πŸ˜’β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜ΊπŸ™‚

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