For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
Hello everyone! Time to share a few more chuckles and smiles with all of you from my collection of jokes collected over the years! Please feel free to enjoy them!
Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”
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Shoutout to everyone who can remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember a password they set up yesterday. You are my people.
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While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.”
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This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat and you could tell she thought the cat understood every word. I came back home and told my dog. We got a big laugh out of that.
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You know what wakes you up faster than coffee? Spilled coffee.
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Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.
Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.
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My wife says I have 2 faults. I don’t listen andβ¦something else.
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Thanks for reading, have a great weekend and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
thanks for the laughs π
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Glad you enjoyed them Jim!
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π. Thank you Steve!
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Glad you enjoyed them Beverly!ππΉ
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I did indeed, Steve! πβοΈπ
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Glad you liked them Rossana!ππΉ
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Glad that you enjoyed this Sheree!ππΉ
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Thank you so much for laughing us ππ·π specially first see dad then see dog so lovely ππ»πβοΈ
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I’m glad that you enjoyed this! I hope you have a wonderful week ahead!ππΊπ
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Thank you and I’m going my daughter’s home this week πΉπ
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Hey, that sounds really nice! I hope you have a wonderful time!ππΊπ
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Yes, that’s me π 22473071 was our childhood phone number and I don’t remember the latest banking password π the second fault of me is Etc., π ππ LOL.. that was super funny πππ
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Glad you got a good laugh Simon!ππΉ Yes, I can remember my childhood phone number and addressπ but sure can’t remember my latest password,π€π and I’ve used it several times!π³π€£
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That make our brain somewhat identical π Cat lovers, forgets latest passwords π
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Actually I forget all my passwords, well, except two, and sometimes I forget those as well!ππ
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I remember some of the passwords and I mostly keep the same for allππ problem is the banking passwords π always had to be changed π and forgotten π
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Yep, those bank ones can be tough. I have forgotten them, um, once or twice, um, maybe more.πππ³
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We must thank the forgot password facility, god knows how many times we have used that π π
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These were good! Thanks for the laugh! π€£π³ π§ π₯ π§ π₯βοΈβοΈ
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I’m glad that you enjoyed them Eugenia!ππΉ Have a sunny day!πββ
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I really don’t remember any of the passwords πΉπ
But I laughed more on the beautiful smile above πΉππ€£
Unfortunately I forgot the name of mr. Happy π
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That’s Grover, my friendly grackle. He always gives such a nice smile!ππΉ
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Keep smiling dear, Grover πΉππ»πΊ
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I’m sure he will!ππΉππΈ
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Loved the sayings ! It is true…can remember my phone number which we had when I was 11 , but cannot remember my Visa card password ! Sigh…π’βοΈβοΈπΊπ
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Yep, that’s the same with me! Glad you liked them!ππΉ
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Good onesπ
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Glad you enjoyed them Stu! A little chuckle now and then is good.ππΉ
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Yes indeedπ
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