Hello everyone! Time to share a few more chuckles and smiles with all of you from my collection of jokes collected over the years! Please feel free to enjoy them!
Dispatching her ten-year-old son to pick up a pizza, my sister handed him money and a two-dollar coupon. Later he came home with the pizza and the coupon. When asked to explain, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”
Shoutout to everyone who can remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember a password they set up yesterday. You are my people.
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.”
This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat and you could tell she thought the cat understood every word. I came back home and told my dog. We got a big laugh out of that.
You know what wakes you up faster than coffee? Spilled coffee.
Father: Look at all these bills! Taxes, rent, telephone, clothes, food. The cost of living is going up everywhere. I’d be happy if just one thing went down.
Little Johnny: Dad, here’s my report card.
My wife says I have 2 faults. I don’t listen and…something else.
Thanks for reading, have a great weekend and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.