Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles #7.

Hi everyone! Here with are with another smile or two for you to enjoy, have fun!

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REASONS WHY FARM TRUCKS ARE NEVER STOLEN

~ They have a range of about 20 miles before they overheat, break down or run out of gas.

~ Only the owner knows how to operate the door to get in or out.

~ It is difficult to drive fast with all the fence tools, grease rags, ropes, chains, buckets, boots and loose papers in the cab.

~ The Border Collie on the toolbox looks mean.

~ The large round bale in the back makes it hard to see if you’re being chased. You could use the mirrors if they weren’t cracked and covered with duct tape.

~ Top speed is only about 45 mph.

~ Who wants a truck that needs a year’s worth of maintenance, u-joints, $3,000 in bodywork, taillights and a windshield.

~ It’s hard to commit a crime with everyone waving at you.

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I have a lot of opinions for someone who is never completely sure of today’s date.

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Arnold had just received his new driver’s license. The family heads out to the driveway, and climbs in the car. Arnold is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat and sits directly behind the newly-minted driver.

“Hey Dad, I’ll bet you’re back there to get a change of scenery after all the months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,” says the beaming boy to his father.

Dad replies, “Nope, just start driving. I’m gonna do like you’ve been doing to me all these years. I’m gonna sit back here and kick the back of your seat.

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“A thief broke into police headquarters and stole all of the toilets. The police have nothing to go on.

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Have a great day, keep smiling and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

©2021 Steve McLeod.

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