Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #10

Hi everyone and welcome back to some more smiles and chuckles for this Monday morning! I sure hope you enjoy them…

You’ve heard of Murphy’s famous law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.

There are many other related laws. Here are a few:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. – Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair

Identical parts aren’t. – Beach’s Law

Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner. – Anthony’s Law of the Workshop

Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. – Tussman’s Law

If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. – Lowery’s Law

The solution to a problem changes the problem. – Peer’s Law

There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. – William’s Law

Machines should work. People should think. – IBM’s Pollyanna Principle

The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage – management. – The Dilbert Principle

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. – Ehrlich’s Law

It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. – Ralph’s Observation

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. – Cannon’s Comment

Thinly sliced cabbage. – Cole’s Law

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Handy Guide to Modern Science:

1. If it’s green or it wiggles, it’s Biology.

2.If it stinks, it’s Chemistry.

3.If it doesn’t work, it’s Physics.

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When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. The first one says, “You need to eat the chocolate.” The second one says, “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”

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Have a great day everyone and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

Β©2021 Steve McLeod.

29 Comments on “Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #10

  1. The β€œlaws” are so true ! Made me laugh…and laugh ! Enjoy your day ! β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β˜•οΈβ˜•οΈπŸ˜»πŸ˜€

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  2. I love these They remind me of the ones that go around my family
    There is a job for every hammer and a hammer for every job Cooks Second law
    No problem is so great it cannot be solved with the right amount of explosives Cooks third Law
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    Live to laugh

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