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Steve And Muffin’s Monday Smiles. #10
Hi everyone and welcome back to some more smiles and chuckles for this Monday morning! I sure hope you enjoy them…
You’ve heard of Murphy’s famous law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong.
There are many other related laws. Here are a few:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. – Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair
Identical parts aren’t. – Beach’s Law
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner. – Anthony’s Law of the Workshop
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake whose time has come. – Tussman’s Law
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway. – Lowery’s Law
The solution to a problem changes the problem. – Peer’s Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance. – William’s Law
Machines should work. People should think. – IBM’s Pollyanna Principle
The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage – management. – The Dilbert Principle
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. – Ehrlich’s Law
It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize that you are in a hurry. – Ralph’s Observation
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire. – Cannon’s Comment
Thinly sliced cabbage. – Cole’s Law
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Handy Guide to Modern Science:
1. If it’s green or it wiggles, it’s Biology.
2.If it stinks, it’s Chemistry.
3.If it doesn’t work, it’s Physics.
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When I look at chocolate, I hear two voices in my head. The first one says, “You need to eat the chocolate.” The second one says, “You heard. Eat the chocolate.”
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Have a great day everyone and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
©2021 Steve McLeod.
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Love the Dilbert Principle. Whatever happened to him?
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Yep, that’s a good one. He’s still around, you can find his comical fun online. They no longer carry it in our newspapers.
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Okay, that’s good to know. Thanks Steve
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My pleasure Sheree.🙂
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Thinly sliced cabbage. — Cole’s Law 😂😂
Thanks for the smiles Steve and Muffin 😻😁
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My pleasure Ribana! Glad you could get a smile from these this morning! Hope you have a great week!😃😻🌞☕☕
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All of which I assume you learned at a very young age?🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That is the truth! And continuing on a daily basis!😂😂😹😹
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Those were very entertaining!!😂😂😂😂
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Until it becomes reality!🙄🙄😂😂😹😹
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Not many I haven’t had happen to me!! That’s why they’re so funny!🤣🤣🤣
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Yep, same here. Like yesterday, spilled my coffee all over the floor…and me. Sigh.🙄🙄😳☕☕
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Burnt your toes again huh?😂😂
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No, it was cold.
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With hot coffee ☕?
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It was cold at the time, actually, still powdery.😂😂😂☕☕
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Of course! How coumd I not know that?🙄😂😂😂
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I was adding it to my cupcakes and hit the side of the bowl and dropped it, mostly on the floor and my feet, but at least it wasn’t messy.🙄😂😂
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Good thing it didn’t ruin the cupcake!😬😲😳
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It could have been a disaster!!😲😲
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Absolutely!😲😳
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Yep.
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The “laws” are so true ! Made me laugh…and laugh ! Enjoy your day ! ☕️☕️🤔😂😂☕️☕️😻😀
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Glad they were able to give a laugh or two! Have a great day!😁🌞😻☕☕
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I love these They remind me of the ones that go around my family
There is a job for every hammer and a hammer for every job Cooks Second law
No problem is so great it cannot be solved with the right amount of explosives Cooks third Law
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Live to laugh
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Yep, there’s lots of these laws floating around out there. I have more of them myself, I should dig them out.
Thanks for sharing these Mr. Ohh!
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You should I love this kind of stuff 😂😂
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I will locate them Mr. Ohh, I hope.😳😂
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👍👍 😂🤣😂
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