Grover’s Grins And Groans. #7

Hello everyone on this beautiful, early Monday morning! And here we are once again with a bit more humor for you to begin your week, we hope that you will enjoy at least something from today’s list. Feel free to smile, laugh, or groan, whichever you prefer!

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A retired man volunteered to entertain the patients in the hospital. He took along his portable keyboard, told some jokes, and sang some funny songs. When he finished he said, in farewell, “I hope you get better.”

One elderly gentleman replied, “I hope you get better, too.”

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Joe’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”

Looking over her carefully, Joe replied, “Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five.”

“Oh, you flatterer!” she gushed.”

Hey, wait a minute!” Joe interrupted. “I haven’t added them up yet.”

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By replacing your morning coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

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A traveling salesman was held up by a bad storm in Hawaii.

He sent an email to his corporate headquarters advising them that he was stranded for a few days and requested instructions.

The reply came back shortly: “Begin vacation as of yesterday.”

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Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

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Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.  Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

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Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.

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That is it for today everyone, I hope you enjoyed our selection. Have a great day and God bless!

Steve and Muffin.

©2022 Steve McLeod.