Grover’s Grins And Groans. #9

Hi everyone on this another cold morning! But we are back with more fun funnies from Grover’s supply box. I hope you find something to tickle you today, or perhaps something to groan about. Either way, have fun on this Monday!

BULLETIN: NEW DOG BREEDS

Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso: A dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow: A dog that throws up a lot.

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter: A traditional Christmas pet.

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs: A puzzling breed.

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso: An abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer: A dog fresh
and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever: The choice
of research scientists.

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound: A dog for financial
advisors.

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull: A dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador: A dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point: Owned by…oh, well, it doesn’t matter
anyway.

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere: A dog that’s true to the end.

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I was out walking with my then 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. “Why?” “Because it’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.”

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?” “Uh,” I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, “Um, it’s on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.” “Oh.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “I get it!” she beamed. “Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy.”

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Even if you’ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you’re still better off than the worm.

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Well, that is all for today, I hope you have a great Monday and God bless!

Steve Muffin and Grover.

©2022 Steve McLeod.