Grover’s Grins And Groans. #9

Hi everyone on this another cold morning! But we are back with more fun funnies from Grover’s supply box. I hope you find something to tickle you today, or perhaps something to groan about. Either way, have fun on this Monday!


Collie + Lhasa Apso = Collapso: A dog that folds up for easy transport.

Spitz + Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow: A dog that throws up a lot.

Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter: A traditional Christmas pet.

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund = Pyradachs: A puzzling breed.

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso: An abstract dog.

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer: A dog fresh
and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever: The choice
of research scientists.

Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound: A dog for financial

Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull: A dog that makes awful mistakes.

Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador: A dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute + Pointer = Moot Point: Owned by…oh, well, it doesn’t matter

Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere: A dog that’s true to the end.


I was out walking with my then 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. “Why?” “Because it’s been laying outside and is dirty and probably has germs.”

At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?” “Uh,” I was thinking quickly, everyone knows this stuff, “Um, it’s on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.” “Oh.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. “I get it!” she beamed. “Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy.”


Even if you’ve been fishing for 3 hours and haven’t gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you’re still better off than the worm.


Well, that is all for today, I hope you have a great Monday and God bless!

Steve Muffin and Grover.

Β©2022 Steve McLeod.

12 Comments on “Grover’s Grins And Groans. #9

  1. Good morning and Happy Monday πŸŒ·πŸ™β™₯️😊 today’s post some different, birds never there
    crow only to view ,nice πŸ‘πŸ»I like the 4 years old girl arguing with her dad ,awesome πŸ‘πŸ™‚πŸŒ·


  2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚…you know I like bird jokes ! Poor Grover ! …the combo of different dogs is priceless ! πŸ™‚πŸ˜»

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