For a smile as wide as a country sunrise
We didn’t hear a thing until it was right there, those rock cuts always seemed to block the noise of those trains. But it startled dad this time and he slipped. And was he moving down that embankment! Right behind me. No way I could go anywhere, there was wild rose bushes on both sides of me. Only thing to do is run down and try to stay ahead of dad. Right. Suddenly, whump! He hit me and I landed on his stomach, my backpack on dad’s face. Ooohhhh, groaned dad. But amazingly his glasses stayed on, usually they fall off quite easily.

As we came to the bottom I quickly rolled off dad and sploop! Dad landed in a patch of wet, sloppy mud. Bonehead! Amazing that he could actually be enjoying sitting in that wet mud. For my new readers, dad said bonehead a lot when we were out together. I finally figured out it must mean he was enjoying himself. Anyway, back to the story. Why don’t you get out of there, I asked. A little help would be nice, he said. I’ll get that old branch and pull you out, said I. NO, you don’t need a branch, said dad. Hey, no problem, I said, and picked it up and swung it around. Whack! Oops, hit dad on the back of the head.
My glasses, he called out, they fell in the mud. You’re always losing your glasses, I said. Only when you’re around, said dad. I think you’re sinking deeper, I said. Thanks, said dad. You’re welcome. Dad just looks. I give dad the branch and pull. Can’t pull you out, I said, you’re in too deep and you’re too heavy. Ha, ha, said dad. Put your hands down and push, I said. Amazingly dad tried it. His hands sunk in the wet mud up to his elbows. AAAAAAA!!!!!!, said dad. Didn’t work, I said. No kidding, said dad, crazy suggestion. Then why did you try it? Dad just looked, then put his head down. I’m sinking deeper, said dad. I already told you that, I said.

Hey, remember the last time you got stuck in the mud and I put that stick under you? I remember, said dad, a crazy idea. But it worked, I reminded him. Dad thought. How are you going to get that branch under me?, he asked. Lean over as much as you can, I said. He did and I quickly put the branch under him. AAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!, yelled dad. Guess I didn’t go deep enough, I said. So I wiggled the branch and got it under him. There, I said. How is that going to help?, asked dad. Well, it should stop you from sinking deeper, I said. Thanks. You’re welcome, I said. Here’s another stick, hold onto this and push on the branch while I pull. Dad thought a minute, then said “okay”.

It took a bit but out he came and landed on his hands and knees. I moved closer to help him get up. AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!, he yelled. You’re sure yelling a lot today, I said. You stepped on my fingers, he replied. Oh, sorry, I said. Dad let out the biggest sigh I ever heard. Wow, look at the rip in your pants, I said. Bonehead, said dad as he looked at the rip. I don’t know why you always want to go looking for insulators, I said. I’m beginning to wonder about that too, said dad. You really need to be more careful, I said. I really need to find someone else to go with me, he replied.
We certainly had a great time on our adventures and I hope you are enjoying reading about them. Part 3 is coming soon, I hope you have a wonderful day and God bless!
Steve and Muffin.
© 2019 Steve McLeod.
These are always so fun to read!
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Thanks for that Lydia! Working on part 3 as we speak.😂😹
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Awesome!
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There will be 4 parts to this one.😀
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YAY!!!
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I am glad there are more segments to come ! As usual I am laughing at the situation !
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Yep, 4 parts altogether for this one. Then there will be a break before the next series begins.
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Your poor Dad 😂
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Yep, but even with all that happened he still wanted to go looking for insulators!😂😂😁
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😂😂😂I probably would too
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Wow! Brave!😂😂
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It’s, well I went through all for them. I’m getting them 😂
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Yep. And he did finally convince me they were worth collecting!😲 Though now most are sitting packed away in boxes!😂
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I am sure you and your dad collected a lot of those over the years. I’m glad you kept some. Great memories!
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Yep, I can look at an insulator and remember where it was found and everything about that particular hike.😃🚶♂️ Enjoy your weekend Stu!😁😸
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Same to you and Muffin 😊😺
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Hi Steve! How are things? Another beautiful adventure✨🤗 I have the same question as you. Why is your dad is so fond of collecting this insulators? we have read the history behind it, but still wonder why?. Did u collect? what else do u collect Steve✨🤔 This post is more funnier than last one. Glad you saved him from mud, but pants, no we cant save them😂. Enjoyed it Steve,✨🤗😀 Enjoy the friday. I think you wil be wide awake early by now when u read these comments.✨🤗
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I really feel sorry for you dad so much now 😂
But I have to admit those insulators are kind of beautiful. Like alien helmets or something…
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But amazingly it never stopped him, he always wanted to go out looking for more!😂😹They really are beautiful, especially in a window when the sun shines on them.😀🌞
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😂
and yes, I can imagine how beautiful they will be under the sunlight.
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Yes indeed, they sparkle just like jewels!😁💎
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Bonehead! hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 (That means I really enjoyed it!)
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😂Thanks for reading Dusty, glad you liked it!😂😹
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500ft huh? You!!!
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It can feel like a long distance when you don’t really want to be there! It’s a good thing dad was always doing something funny, made it all worthwhile!😂😂🤣🤣
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Yep! Times to remember for life! Sure are fun to read!!😂😂
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I’m glad I wrote down all these things, some things are easy to remember, but some details are not.😀✍🤦♂️
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How old were you? Do you recall?
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I call and I recall, but no one answers!😂🤣
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Hhehehe smart!
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Thank you for recognizing my intelligent intelligence!😎 Now if I could just remember where I put it!🤔🤔🙄
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Check under the bed!😉😂
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Too scary!!😲😲😳😳😬😬
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Yeah watch out for the dust bunnies! They can be ferocious!🐇
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No dust bunnies here, more like dust dinos!!😲😲🦕🦖😳Sorry, making supper again.😂Happens every day!🙄
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Amazing how that works!
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They grow fast under there.😬😲😳
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It’s all the fertilizer!!😁😂😂😂
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I think they were bitten by those giant mutant spiders!😂🙄
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Could be!
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Yep.
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Did you read part 3?? Huh? Did ya??
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No! Because you just posted it! I😋
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Well, kinda sorta.🤔🤪😜🙄
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I won the meat raffle again!!🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️😋😉😁
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Must be rigged.🤨
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Thanks!! I think??🙄🤔
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I hope you brought some Tylenol with you.😀🙄
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Ohhhh forgot all about that!
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And now you have a headache.
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Working on it ! Slowly…..
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As the saying goes, “don’t rake all your leaves into one pile if it’s raining on the north side of your house”.
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Thats because it would be snowing!!❄❄❄❄
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Exactamundo!😂🙄
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🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️🤸♂️🤯😁😂😂
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Back home yet? Or did you stay for the late late raffle?🤔🙄😜
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Paying the bill now! Be home in 10
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Wow, that’s late. Speaking of late, do you change your time this weekend like us northerners?
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I am home and yes the time changes tomorrow night!!
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Good, was wondering if we would still be on the same time.
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Yeah… did you change the dates that you swirch from daylight saving time like in the past 10 to 15 years?
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Yep. Used to be October.
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Yeah here too. Just curious..
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Me too.
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Okay about what?
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What about what?
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Curious?
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You too? How about that.
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Always curious!!
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Hmm, Muffin seems a bit scared. Won’t even go near the window. Now I’m nervous.
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Do you have a light out there?
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Yep, can’t see anything though. Lots of shadows out there though, makes it hard to see.
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Hey how did the therapy go today??
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Okay, feels real good while he’s doing it, no lasting effect though. But he explained how it works so I can see why there is no immediate change.
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Increases blood flow?
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Yep. The sound bounces off cells which makes things warm, that causes increased blood flow bringing extra nutrients to speed healing. I have to keep him informed if it feels too hot, which is not good. Lasts 15 minutes.
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Well at least it feels better during the treatment! Means it’s working right?
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I hope so. There’s something outside and I have to go get the bird feeder.
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Becareful! Could be mama Bear!
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Bears should be hibernating.
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Yeah, maybe a Wolf or Coyotes?
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That’s possible, lots of both around here and they have been on my deck before. Hmm, Muffin just ran away, not a good sign. I need to get my bird feeder, should have done it before it got dark.
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It’s only a feeder.. will either of those bother a feeder?
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Nope. Something was just on the steps, that’s a shadow area. A grey streak just went past. That would be Muffin changing positions.
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Hahaha😂😂😂 poor kitty😔
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I think I’ll just leave it out for tonight and hope for the best. Sigh. I’m going to tell Muffin you laughed at her.
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Oh no!! Not that!! Pretty please dont!@!😳😳😳😲😲😲🥴🥴
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Too late. You should have seen the look on her face! Speaking of looks, it looks late! Good night!😴😴
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Okie Dokie! Sleep Well!
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I thought maybe you fell asleep!
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Almost, now I’m gone, good night.😴😴
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😴😴
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I just won the last round too!!
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Oh, oh, watch out for them leftovers.😬😜🙄
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I thought I would invite you!!
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How much do you think I could get for me?
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Most of it!!
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As the saying goes, “if you have more leaves than you want, tell your friend to climb a tree”.
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Hehehe I’d do it just for fun!!
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Naturally.🤪😜🥳🤸♂️😎🙄
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🤯😁😂😂
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